Super Sparrow

In this episode, we pick apart the Paterno trailer, are intrigued by the lengthy title Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot, are both charmed and harmed by the Super Troopers 2 trailer, and we can’t believe Jennifer Lawrence is playing Natasha in Red Sparrow.

 

Isle of Downsizing

In this episode, we are ready to read The Meyerowtiz Stories, a little worried about venturing to the Isle of Dogs, are bored by the Red Sparrow, and are largely excited for Downsizing. Plus we discuss the Lady Gaga documentary Gaga: Five Foot Two and Mother!

• Jaclyn recommends the Lady Gaga documentary Gaga: Five Foot Two. (Now on Netflix)
• Gillian kinda recommends Mother! You probably won’t like it….but it’s worth seeing!
• Sandy Wexler is on Netflix. Not Sandy Cofax.

In this episode, we are ready to meet some American Kingsmen, are cringing at Absolutely Anything, are wondering what’s really happening Once Upon a Time In Venice, and ready to get The Big Sick with Kumail Nanjiani.

• Johnny Depp is extremely entitled and lazy but not in a cool way.
• Check out a film by Jonathan Demme. He was so versatile, you will have no problem finding something you like.
• Gillian didn’t mean to say that Kumail Nanjani is not really Muslim. She meant to say that to the best of her knowledge he is not a practicing Muslim.

• Is Will Smith a genie?
• Sometimes Chris Pratt is a beautiful dummy. 
• YES. BLACK. PANTHER.  We don’t deserve you.
• Russel Crowe gets Leslie Jones. 
• Avatar has 4 sequels coming out. Does anyone care?

Thor Wars

In this episode, we learn the true story of Rocky with Chuck, get to watch a tribute to a gifted actor in I Am Heath Ledger, are ready to rock and roll with Thor in Ragnarok, and are wondering just how many Jedi make an appearance in Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

• If you’re like Jaclyn and are thinking about attending Star Wars Weekend next year you better get in line.
• Also, the new Star Wars theme park sounds INSANE.
• I guess JK Rowling forgot to tell us that Dumbledore was Jude Law hot. 
• People care about the Fate of the Furious more than the fate of the Jedis. 
• Will Laura be back in a new X-Men movie? Maybe.

Mummy Goes Machine

• Ok, Stallone didn’t win Best Screenplay for Rocky, but he was nominated. Still impressive.
• Jumanji is now a video game. Bleh.
• Jeff Goldblum is going to steal Thor: Ragnarok from everyone. 
• Jon Favreau wants Beyonce to be a Queen. Don’t we all.

Justice League Homecoming

In this episode, we watch Netflix Casting JonBenet, are ready for the Justice League to finally come together, can’t wait to pass Three Billboards Outside Ebbings, Missouri, and are ready to meet our friendly neighborhood Spiderman (Homecoming).

Guardians of the Latin Lover

In this episode, we get a sneak peak of phone booth-loving Deadpool, find out How to be a Latin Lover, get Guy Ritchie’s take on King Arthur, and finally meet Star-Lord’s dad in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

Things mentioned:

• Jay Z to produce Lin-Manuel Miranda’s In the Heights movie. That is if it ever gets made.
• Russia will now just give Beauty and the Beast an age restriction. What a fun place.
• Emily Blunt looks great

• So does Lin!

The Bright Bad Batch

In this episode, we are pretty sure we can’t hang with The Bad Batch, are ready to weep at The Leveling, can’t wait to fall in love with Everything Everything, and are glad to see Will Smith in a position of authority again in Bright.

• Oscar debacle. Can’t stop cringing.
• In a related note, PricewaterhouseCoopers is out of a job. 

• Casey Affleck talked about previous sexual assault charges….by saying absolutely nothing.
• Everyone should see Hidden Figures. Also, here’s Katherine Johnson at The Oscars!

• The Oscars were straight up killing people this year.
• We lost a real gem in Bill Paxton.

The Sandy Wexler Song Institute

In this episode, we are yet again worried/sad for Adam Sandler in his new movie Sandy Wexler, wonder what weirdness James Franco is up to in The Institute, go Song to Song with some good looking crooners, and are all in for Jason Mantzoukas in The House.

• Angela Landsbury will be in the new Marry Poppins movie. 
• Ah just what Suicide Squad 2 needs, Mel Gibson as director.
• Gillian will never stop defending old Adam Sandler and she’s sorry about it

• Gillian also wants everyone to go see Lion. Jaclyn is fully on board with people watching Sicario. 
• The new Lion King movie has found the best voice for Simba. Here’s hoping he raps in this movie instead of sings. Or both!